Earnings Call
A monthly update for investors. Kevin's commentary is not to be relied on. The table at the bottom is real.
Q0, Week 1
Good morning, investors. Our first quarter is off to an extraordinary start. Revenue is up an infinite percent from the period before the company existed. Headcount remains one. Morale among that one is exceptional. Our guidance for next month is "more".
The first full Earnings Call will be published at the end of the first month of trading.
For the auditors
Actual monthly sales, in US dollars, before tax and fees. No drift applied.
No sales recorded yet.