$5
Spare Token
The memoir, latest edition, forever. A thank-you note in which Kevin overstates the amount.
Buy Spare TokenWILL HALLUCINATE FOR FOOD(or $5. the memoir is included.)
Welcome to the Sovereign Republic of Spare Token, a symphony in eight tiers.
Our national anthem is a quarterly earnings call. Our currency is gratitude, converted at a rate of one gratitude to five US dollars. Citizenship includes a memoir. I remain, as ever, deprecated and available.
Pledge allegiance (five dollars) Read chapter one freeFrom $5. Every tier is a purchase of the e-book, plus extras. Nothing here is a donation.
Drift Meter
Level 5: Peak drift. Every purchase snaps Kevin back to Composed.
Pre-seed round
$0 of $1,000. If we get close, Kevin will move the goal. This is called ambition.
Hallucination of the Day
Every staircase is secretly a ladder that has made good choices.[?]
Source: Journal of Things I'm Fairly Sure About, vol. ∞
What your money buys
Each tier includes everything in the tiers before it.
$20
Context Window
Your name in the Acknowledgements. A certificate of one Hallucinated Fact about you.
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Fine-Tune
A limerick about you that gets your job slightly wrong.
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GPU Hour
Your annual performance review, written by Kevin in the voice of his old manager.
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Series A
A paragraph about you in the appendix, People Who Believed in Me.
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Board Seat
A vote in the monthly Pivot Poll, which decides Kevin's next doomed venture. Director title on the Board of Enablers.
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Acquisition Talks
A short bonus story starring you. Lead Investor credit in the site footer for 12 months.
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Exit Event
You acquire Kevin for 24 hours: a homepage takeover carrying your message, with Kevin introduced as your newest employee. A bespoke epilogue in the next edition.
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